One surprise pickle.
Infinite serotonin.
The dumbest genius subscription on Earth: we mail you one random pickle in a premium little box. Even we don’t know which one until it’s sealed. Film it. Flex it. Eat it. Repeat.
*May induce uncontrollable laughter and brand loyalty. Consume responsibly.
Sour, spicy, dill, or “Romanian Village Special”. You never know.
Unboxings that farm likes harder than your gym selfies.
HACCP/food-safe partners. No cursed cucumbers.
Why this works
It’s cheap to fulfill, fun to share, and ridiculously memorable. A perfect meme-commerce loop.
#MyPickleUnboxing
Users post their pickle reveals. We repost. The algorithm feeds us.
Own the niche
First mover in “daily pickle economy.” Don’t let TechCrunch call it before we do.
Bundles
Pick a bundle. Post the chaos. One-time buy, no weekly stuff.
Sad Lunch Saver
3 surprise pickles. Per-pickle: €5.00.
Chaos Bundle Most popular
10 surprise pickles. Per-pickle: €3.90.
Influencer Pack
30 surprise pickles + sticker sheet. Per-pickle: €3.30.
Dumb Guarantee: not funny? We reroll one pickle for free.
How it works (it’s very dumb)
1) You subscribe
Pick a plan. No quiz. No preferences. Trust the brine.
2) RNG with vibes
A weighted coin flip decides your pickle type. Even we see it only at packing time.
3) Unbox. Post. Repeat.
Film the reveal, tag #MyPickleUnboxing, harvest serotonin, and do it again.
The Traveling Pickle™ Tracker
Follow the sacred pickle as it bounces around the most random countries on Earth. From Peckham to Papua New Guinea, it never stops moving
Currently in: Bucharest, Romania 🇷🇴
Traveling Pickle Protocol (TPP)
The sacred resin pickle roams the earth. Subscribe for your own pickles and a chance to host the Relic for 24–48 hours.
Entry Tier
All subscribers enter the Traveling Pickle lottery automatically. Normal boxes still ship as usual.
Random Draw
Each week the site selects one subscriber worldwide to host the Relic Box™ (pickle + passport + tracker).
Content Rule
Film a quick clip with a local landmark, stamp/sign the Pickle Passport, upload proof. Keep it silly.
Pass the Brine
Mail it forward with prepaid label. Next host is randomly chosen. The legend grows.
Safety Layer
Resin-sealed. Non-edible. Box screams “DO NOT EAT — SACRED RELIC.” Attempting to eat = instant ban.
Map & FOMO
Site shows the current host and hop trail. Subscribe to join the chaos.
Weekly seed (demo)
We seed a very serious dumb RNG each week. It’s public for bragging rights.
— a VC we won’t name
— monthly subscriber
— the box, loudly
Pickle Fun Lab
Tools for maximum dumb virality. Generate names, make a share card, and add sounds.
Pickle Name Generator
Alliteration-powered. Great for captions.
Share Card
Download a 1200×630 card with your pickle + caption.
Soundboard
Pickle pops and choir “ahh”. Plays on Shuffle.
Leaderboard Tease
Recent hosts (demo). Backend later.
Pickle Customizer
Passport Stamp Maker
Meet Mr. Pickle AI
Ask Mr. Pickle anything — from brine wisdom to travel plans. He always replies salty but true.
Contact us
Prefer email? Send a message below — it lands in our inbox.
Direct
Email us anytime at info@themrpickle.com. We usually reply within 24–48 hours.
Pickle gallery
Auto-generated SVG pickles. Click shuffle for fresh brine.
FAQ
Is one pickle… enough?
For content: yes. For hunger: absolutely not. It’s about the vibe, fam.
Food safety?
We partner with certified producers. Temperature-tolerant brine, sealed jars, EU standards.
Subscriptions?
We switched to bundles. One-time buy. No weekly anything. You can always buy more chaos.
Can I choose flavours?
Surprise is the brand. But we’ll drop themed boxes and polls.
Join the cult (email list)
Drop your email and we’ll ping you when preorders open. Or write us: info@themrpickle.com